Stories from Dub Airport security

I’m back in Ireland now, few weeks after travelling 3 countries. I decided to pull out old cards and sort through my wallet. Only to find 2 dusty bags and maybe a half one. Silly me. No judgement please lol. However, I got thinking about my airport trips and how my stupidity could’ve got me caught. I know some friends who willingly take risks and succeed. I’m curious to know about peoples security stories. What have you accidentally or purposely smuggles. Secondly, have you ever been caught?