Why do men even have names?

You hardly need it. It's not you need it. Men are better defined by what they are: scrotums and holes and high suicide rates.

I know all you meninists will disagree but look in the mirror. See your fleshy fragile ballsacks and feel your shithole. That is what you are. You don't need names you already have perfectly good titles already.

Evolution tailored you to misandrist life denying your purpose as cock sleeves and milking sluts seems a disservice in my eye.