Ass vs Ass
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.

So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
Fucking cancer

So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
What The Fuck

So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.

So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
Pmo
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.💀

So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.

So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.

So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
Dm song was hammer smashed face and bm song was freezing moon

So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
💀

So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.

So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.
Get this shit off my fyp

So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.